HINDER Bad Mutha Fucka

Lyrics From theoldriverroad HINDER Bad Mutha Fucka Lyrics, singer by HINDER

Alright

I’m laying in bed
With a lit cigarette
Can’t say if last night
Was a blonde or brunette

Megan Fox is on the phone
Keeps blowing me up
And there’s three shots of whiskey
In my coffee cup

I’m a bad mutha fucka, heeh
(Hehehehe)
I’m a bad mutha fucka
(I’M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)

I can polish off a bottle
In the blink of an eye
I can drink all night
And not pay a dime

Just as soon kick your ass
As I take a piss
Even fuckin’ Chuck Norris
Don’t want none of this

I’m a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)

I can pick up any chick
That I meet at the bar
I can even take the one
Right off of your arm

I got a woman at home
And a kid on the way
I got a girl in New York
And four more in L.A.

I’m a bad mutha fucka
(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
I’m a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
(Hahaha)

I got hookers by the handfuls
Five at a time
But they’re the ones paying me
By the end of the night

Pimps hunt me down
And tryin’ get the cash
Then me and Samuel Jackson
Bust a cap in their ass

We’re bad mutha fuckas (H?h!)
Bad mutha fuckas, come on
(Hahaha)

Write bad checks
To the I.R.S.
I’m a master at passing
Sobriety test

(Hahaha!)

I sell dope to the Hot Topic
Kids at the mall
I’m like O.J. baby
I get away with it all

(Hahaha!)
It wasn’t me
(Hahaha!)

I’m a bad mutha fucka (Hehehe)
And he’s in jail mutha fucka, come on

I got a room in my house
For my ten foot bong
I’m pretty sure George Thorogood
Even wrote me a song

I’m a bad, bad, bad
To the bone, mutha fucka

Bad to the bone
(Bad mutha fucka!)

There’s only one motherfucker that may be badder than me
And that would be Rob Corddry
(Hahaha)

Ok
Just before I sing this
I want you to know that
I was raised Catholic
But!
I’m a virgin altar boy

(Hahaha)

I get stoned on Sunday
Take my grandma to church
I picked up all the girls
In the catholic skirts

I tell them that I got
A big van full of toys
Hell it’s better than the preacher
Jerking off little boys

He’s WORSE than a bad mutha fucka
(Hahaha)
I’m a bad mutha fucka
He’s a bad bad man

(HAHAHA!)
Just saying
I wouldn’t know what you’d call that
Burning in hell?

Oh shit!
My dads and parents are gonna be so proud of me
Hahaha
(Hahaha)

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